Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Tribute to Chuck Norris

Words can't even come close to describing the man that has done it all. Whether its the need to round house kick a man in the face or blow up a group of highly dangerous terrorists, I look to Chuck Norris for inspiration. The following are facts about Chuck to better help you feel his dominance and how freaking sweet he is.

  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • When the boogie man goes to bed every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity- twice.
  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
  • Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest
  • Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Ever.
  • Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Sunday, September 28, 2008

    Disco Skating!

    Scott here-

    Saturday night may officially become Disco night at The Cabin.

    Every Saturday night Classic Skating in Orem has "Disco Night" from 10:00pm to Midnight. Some of the members of The Cabin and friends decided to hit it up.

    The participants in Disco night were: Myself, Mr. Kevin Nichols, Colin Schmutz and the lovely Marissa Payne, Lane Aldrich, Dallas Curtis, and Brandon Spears... The night started at The Cabin, we got together early thinking there would be some good football to watch. Every game was a blowout! Seriously disappointing. 9:30 rolled around so we decided to get ready for the extravaganza. Some had good costume material at The Cabin, but the Schmutz' is where the good stuff is at. We cruised over and dotted our I's and crossed our T's so we looked in primo condition for the night. It's always a good time dressing up with friends and hitting the town, hopefully some of the pics can paint the picture of how much fun we had.

    Corn Maze

    This post is a response to those who have said that Cody and Trev's decision to go on a date Saturday night was a bad decision. We'll let you, the reader, decide the rights and wrongs of the decision after reading this post. Unfortunately, after an hour of typing I lost the original post, which was awesome, but oh well. This one will be a summary of the original and therefore not as whitty and thought provoking. Cody went with the marvelous Mary and I went with the Tenaciously beautiful Tiffany. Our night started out with some miscommunication as the rest of the group went North to the corn maze and we went South. Regretfully, I was the cause of our navigational dilemmas then and many times later in the day. But hey, we were going to a maze! The point is to get lost isn't it? Give me a break!

    As we arrived at our destination and stepped out of the car we were flooded with the joyful cries of young children which not only brought us back to our Jr. High days but personified the good times that were ahead of us that great night. At the paybooth, just as Cody had forked over the 21 dollars to get in, some strangers clad in Gothic attire emerged from the background and gave me a get-in-for-one-dollar coupon and I accepted. Cody was infuriated but I was very pleased. Once in the park we travelled through the belly of the beast, engaged in intense rock, paper, scissor battles, raced mini cart thingers, country danced a bit, and found a new delight: marshmallows on a stick, dipped in chocolate and rolled in grahm cracker crumbs. The maze itself was a challenge and after a long long time of walking in circles on mushy paths we "cheated" and crept back to the entrance. I'm still confident we conquered that David Archuletta shaped acre of hell.

    Our next stop was supposed to be an amazing ride in an airplane over the city lights of provo courtesy of Mike's friend from New York. Due to some more miscommunication we ended up at an abandoned helicopter hanger and waited for the rest of our group. Finally we got a hold of them and headed up the runway just a little bit to meet up with them. Next we waited, and waited, and waited, while Mike and Heather went out on the ride. We played possibly the shortest game of sardines in the history of the game of sardines and then waited, and waited, and waited. Mike got back and another couple went up in the plane. At about this time, 12:30ish, we decided that we were too tired to wait around till 3 AM. It was time to call this great night to an end. Thanks Tiffany for tons of fun! Enjoy some fotos:

    Saturday, September 27, 2008

    Dance Party at The Cabin

    My first blog- the weekend

    Ok so this in Lane, giving my first shout out into world of blogness. I'll go ahead and give you the low-down on my weekend thus far. Thursday night: dressed up with the boys and headed to salt lake to 80's dance. I left my I.D.  in O-town, and had a hard time passing for over 17 years old at the club. Yeah-  i spent the night hanging out in the car while my buddies danced. I'm already sick of talking about it.  Last night, we had a fire in Colin's Schmutz's backyard and had a pretty good turn out. Next time we need salt and vinegar chips and chocolate ice cream.  Tonite....disco skating baby. We have the fever, but Trev and Cody sold out and are going on  a date.  Once we post the pics, they will be hurting over a poor decision. Well thats about it for now, stay tuned for more amazing posts on cabinonninth!!