Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Tribute to Chuck Norris

Words can't even come close to describing the man that has done it all. Whether its the need to round house kick a man in the face or blow up a group of highly dangerous terrorists, I look to Chuck Norris for inspiration. The following are facts about Chuck to better help you feel his dominance and how freaking sweet he is.

  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • When the boogie man goes to bed every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity- twice.
  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
  • Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest
  • Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Ever.
  • Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    scottie said...

    hahah sweet post lane! The pic is hilarious!

    Kim said...

    You forgot the one that goes:

    Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake so fast his friends didn't have time to tell him there was a stripper inside!

    Trev said...

    Ha ha ha ha!!!! I love it Lane. Chuck Norris is probably the only worthy individual to have his own post on The Cabin on Ninth. Very fitting tribute

    Laner said...

    Thanks guys- I was hopin I could make u proud!

    allie and mike said...

    What about "Once you pop you just can't stop" You better bet Chuck Norris can.